I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
