Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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