Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I love you.
Bad choice
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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