I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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