this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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