oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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