You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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