CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
