My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We are all done wearing pants today
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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