I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
how drunk are you?
Several
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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