i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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