i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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