Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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