when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
My vagina is officially offended.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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