you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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