Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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