Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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