glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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