what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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