and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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