Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Life is so much better after having sex.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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