You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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