would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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