No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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