SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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