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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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