there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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