I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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