Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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