i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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