Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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