i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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