my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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