Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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