Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
