Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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