Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You've changed since you got that strap on
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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