i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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