So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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