i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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