so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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