two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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