White coat. Heels.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
