I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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