why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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