I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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