If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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