so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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