I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Holy shit dude........stairs
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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