Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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