I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
