Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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